Compile and execute a program in 34 keypresses!

(Not counting the shift key in Z's)

vi a.c[ENTER]
imain(){}[ESC]ZZcc a.c[ENTER]
./a.out[ENTER]

15 Minute Omelet (CLICK for video)

1 tbsp water
2 eggs
mushrooms
garlic
meat of some kind
scallions (green onions)
tabasco
black pepper

Dickhead Song